This happened a couple of years ago:
Gentle Giant, 14, is walking down the hall. As he walks past Delightful, 4, she suddenly kicks him in the shins for no apparent reason.
Gentle Giant: Ow! Hey, that hurt! Delightful, you know we don’t kick people. That’s not nice.
Delightful: I wasn’t kicking you.
Gentle Giant looks at Delightful skeptically.
Delightful: I wasn’t! I was giving you a high five. On the leg. With my foot.